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a1ephy
Loli voiced dongus speaking ebonics really trips up your perception. White? Black? Loli? Maybe everything in between xD
kuharido
1137. Just did weed the other day and got a boner that lasted 2 hours help
kuharido
1138. The hate boner for panda is real
kuharido
1139. Ghost is better waifu material then panda.
kuharido
1140. "I have a Grinch fetish. My boyfriend knows about this and for the most part accepts it. He isn't crazy about it and doesn't really get it but he at least tries which is all I ask. He'll sometimes read the book to me to set the mood, or if he's really feeling kinky tell me ""You're a mean one in the heat of the moment. He's even begrudgingly come around to at least playing one of the three versions of the film every time we do the deed (although we tend to stay away from the live-action one because it's too much for me). The thing is, I don't want to hear about the Grinch or listen to the Grinch or watch the Grinch. I want to be fucked by the Grinch. And for the record this is common among women. The Grinch's bulging sack of toys to me (and many others) is what a Mack truck is to Cardi B. The fact that he's good with dogs and experienced trauma at a young age makes me want that long, fuzzy dick even more. My boyfriend asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told him straight up. I told him to put on the greenest, silkiest Grinch costume he could find, kidnap me from my bed on Christmas Eve, and then ravage me in front of the Christmas tree. He flat out refused. Said it was too weird for him. I was literally begging this man to let this pussy save Christmas and he was like nah, I'm good. It ended up turning into a fight where he admitted he only gave into my initial Grinch kinks to placate me and was still uncomfortable about the fact that I had moaned ""Grinch"" during sex a few weeks ago, but only because his song was playing in the background. So he's drawn a line. And if I don't drop the Grinch fetish (which as I said is incredibly common among women but sadly taboo) he's done for good. I don't want to lose him over this. But it's really hard for me to see past my sexual proclivities especially during Christmas season. Is there any way we can even compromise on this, or do I simply need a more adventurous man? all i want for Christmas is my boyfriend to dress up as the Grinch and fuck me and he won't "
kuharido
1141. I like Woman like how I like the number 12 young and fine
kuharido
1142. I bet panda touches kids
trongx
1137 sounds like a problem ngl
kuharido
1143. Panda 80s called there asking for there hair back
kuharido
1144. Panda likes traps. I bet he masterbates to Felix
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