Anonymous Confessions -Ultimatix-

715. I had a good time when I was at the mall with my friends but Thomas the train interrupted our day out cause I owed a debt, which was why I had to call Homer Simpson because he built Thomas and knew how to take him down. Caillou was throwing a tantrum about how he couldn’t get a toupee for his bald head all while Homer and Thomas were having an epic rap battle of history, across the mall though I saw Superman and Batman making out while Diana was twerking to spongebob and suddenly lightning mcqueen came in and flashed his lights saying “kachow” and Bob (burgers Bob) ran in and started beating McQueen with a meat patty. When I ran outside with my friends to escape the terror inside I see @criselington rowing a boat while singing opera and @amarantha dressed as Maya from Phoenix Wright repeatedly shouting “objection!” And when I turn to go in my car I see @gdmh39 in my car with @wei_ying tied up and he’s sniffing her hair... the moral of the story is vegetables suck y’all