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https://img-aws.ehowcdn.com/700x/www.onlyinyourstate.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/22489721_378900179205516_331993414773315228_n-1.jpg Let me tell you about a place called Florida. This is a land where ancient amphibious predators, descended from ancestors who ate dinosaurs, casually end up on your driveway. This is a land where a sinkhole could swallow you alive from within your own home. This is a land where an artist paraded down the streets with a doll, talking to it like a brother. That same doll inspired the chucky doll, by the way, and remains one of the most haunted artifacts in the state. There may be something in the water. It may be the inhospitable heat and humidity. It certainly could be all the insanity I've listed so far as well. No one knows for sure what. But there's just something about this state that does something to the mortal man. According to lore, when the average floridian drinks swamp water from a gator's skull in category 5 hurricane winds, he becomes Florida Man. The legend was debunked. The fact is, if you are even attempting this ritual, you already are Florida Man. Reality is far more mundane. A genetic mutation of the brain cells that occurs in 2% of all Floridians over time spent lingering in the ambient energies of beach tourists and swamp gas. Contrary to popular belief, a Florida Man can come from anywhere in the world. It is only after ending up in florida where someone becomes at risk of turning into Florida Man. Take Reza Baluchi for example. Born in oppressive Iran. Came to America. Became an athlete and ran charity races. It all started out the american success story. Until the coast guard found him trying to cross the atlantic ocean to Burmuda by running in a buoyant hamster wheel. This has happened a total of 3 times, and Reza shows no sign of giving up. https://i.redd.it/7wfy0lgqn9c31.jpg In the occult worldview, we have a different explanation. There is a type of entity that we occasionally bump into in the Mental spectrum of reality. We refer to them as "Intelligences". They are bodies of thought energy. Not spirits per say, but energy is said to follow thought. An intelligence, unlike a human, has no physical or spiritual body. They just are as they are. A stream of consciousness that occasionally rubs against humans, and leaves them with an idea. Often accidentally. Some are small, drifting aimlessly from person to person. Others swallow entire nations and regions in their influence. Rising overnight one century, then disappearing the next. They can be identified whenever you witness a strangely infectious idea sweeping through the zeitgiest of society. It is possible that an intelligence could also be behind the Florida Man phenomenon. They are easy to guard against. If you know psionics, any etheric or astral barrier will suffice, just raise it to the mental spectrum of existence. For everyone else, you will need a tinfoil hat to protect yourself from their influence. The threat of course isn't the intelligence itself. But the 2% of floridians who have fallen sway to the crazy. Often times, there is no way to look at someone and just know they are a Florida man. By the time we learn what we are dealing with, it is too late. Before you know it, he's drunk and naked, setting a housefire, and chasing you around with a machete named "Kindness", screaming how he's going to kill you with it. So how do you deal with a florida man? As discussed with the Karen, the usual methods of Salt and Iron are ineffective. Fortunately self defense lessons can be applied here. As is the Middle Pillar T-Posing technique I taught you earlier. Although both will put you at risk on the physical level. Some Florida Men can be deescalated or walked through the trip by coaxing them back to proper grounding, though this should only be attempted if you have experience talking someone out of a bad drug trip. If you elect to undertake the 911 ritual, its best done off site. Get to safety first. You don't want them to know who you are summoning.