Letter to Myself 5 Years Ago

Future Me: I'm from the future. I come with much wisdumb. First of all. The winning number for the jackpot 300 mega millions is *insert number here* Past Me: Bet, I got chew Future Me: That cute lil Asian gurl in ur first physics class. I'm pretty sure she wanted the D Past Me: Double Bet, I got chew pikachu Future Me: Don't be a sucka weabuu Past Me: Triple Bet, I got me dog Future Me: I've changed the past with the wisdumb I gave you. Butterfly effect and all that crap. I trust yo judgment Past Me: A nice LAIFU