Bad advice

https://youtu.be/W9qsxhhNUoU https://youtu.be/LO1mTELoj6o TL;DR: 1. Stay still, dont move, make sure to keep yourself in the same environment and routine as often as possible._______________________ 2. Follow an erratic and inadequate sleep schedule . And be sure to wake up late long after you have time to do anything meaningful._________________________________ 3. Spend all of your time stuck to your screen. And make sure to focus on negative news and media. Bonus points if the problems that you most focus on are ones that you cannot control._____________________________ 4. Set nebulous and unclear goals and never take small actionable steps. A great example to make a goal "be happy"._______________ 5. Let all of this become routine. And resist any urge to change it. Embrace comfort.______________________________ 6. Keep your body and environment messy and disorganized. Really contribute to a poor self image and sense of self worth. You arent an organized or productive person so make sure that your environment reflects that.____________________________________ 7. Wait for opportunities to come to you. Never be proactive or productive. Let life give you its rewards effortlessly. Expect things to just work out._____________________ 8. Say no to opportunities. If someone wants to talk, you're always busy and never feel like it. If you're given the chance to advance but it's gonna require even slightly more effort then guess what? You're already too busy.__________________________ 9. Always assume that others are maliciously acting against you. Be wary and suspicious. Do not give anyone the benefit of the doubt and treat every interaction as a contest where you are trying to win.___________________________ 10. Become very entitled. See life how you feel it should be. Assume that people cannot change and that anyone who has what you want did not earn it, does not deserve it, and could not have worked for it. See yourself as the protagonist of life and that things should be going your way. That way any attempt to change or better yourself is seen as a betrayal of yourself. Listening to people with radically different opinions from your own is them manipulating you and you wont fall for that. And if a person requires you to make changes in order to like you/give you a chance well then they are clearly superficial and unworthy of your presence in their life. They should just accept you however you are. Best pert of this advice? It all is easier to follow the more you do it. Before you know it, it can all become natural :D

If you are in a hot-air balloon and you get to high up in the air start cutting small holes into the balloon, it will cause less hot air to gather and lift you higher.