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Pete Zahut @criselington
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What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon prime account?
Prime-apes

Pete Zahut @criselington
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How did the computer get drunk?
It took to many screenshots.

Pete Zahut @criselington
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What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.

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Why do adults like buying ladders?
It get them high.

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Why are fish easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales.

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What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones.

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I had to stop driving my car for a while. The tires got dizzy
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