Political rants

Not my fault it is a bad idea. If we are electing Sesame St characters, Big Bird is the last one I would want in office. He is all talk and no action, always trying to appeal to emotion. Grover on the other hand, he actually has been reliably employed. The Count has proven to be good with mathematics and money. He has been able to keep his estate for nearly 2 million years. I'd give my vote to either one of those two.

My vote goes to the cookie monster because I want to see a crazed, unhinged, addict run this country into the ground to get the one thing he desires above all else.

Never thought I'd see this thread go to sesame st. https://c.tenor.com/GpVrlLpkBEsAAAAC/haha-anime.gif

@mrkingofspades He might sign a bill that grants emergency powers to have all industrial capacity to the production of cookies. Meaning it would be wise to invest in Nabisco at that time.

I was thinking treasurer for Count, but how do we keep this guy out of scandals? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM

I think there is a Mar a largo connection. He was on tape saying something along the lines of "I like them *garbled words* 13, 14, 15! Ah! Ah! Ah!" Nothing more substantial than that though.