Random Chatter

How are you doing?

Reply Top

K A M I H A S B E E N F R @kxgami_gxng commented on How are you doing?

K A M I H A S B E E N F R @kxgami_gxng

Sep 14, 20 at 12:52pm

This account has been suspended.

meisterman1985 @meisterman1985 commented on How are you doing?

meisterman1985 @meisterman1985

Sep 14, 20 at 10:34pm

Depression increased.

theforsakenboi @theforsakenboi commented on How are you doing?

theforsakenboi @theforsakenboi

Sep 15, 20 at 12:38am

This account has been suspended.

puffpuffking @puffpuffking commented on How are you doing?

puffpuffking @puffpuffking

Sep 15, 20 at 1:11am

This account has been suspended.

Amir @amir_bahram commented on How are you doing?

Amir @amir_bahram

Sep 16, 20 at 12:16am

I'm doing good. Man being a foreigner rules. Yesterday when I went to Chemistry class, my teacher asked for my name. When I told him he didn't understand. I told him I'm Persian and I have an Arabic name. I swear these people were this close to sucking my...... I'm like a celebrity in my class now XD. They were all like, "How do you like Pakistan? How are the people? How was Iran? What does your name mean?" I said my name means Glorious Prince. Amir means Prince and Bahram means Glorious. And they went crazy when I said I'm a Sheikh. Now I'm waiting for when they ask for my religion. How am I supposed to say I'm not Muslim in a class full of Muslims?

Lishifu @hakutaku commented on How are you doing?

Lishifu @hakutaku

Sep 16, 20 at 1:19am

@amir Your classmates would be astonished if you told them you don't believe in islam. Someone from Iran not being a muslim might be beyond their imagination. Allahu Akbar.

Amir @amir_bahram commented on How are you doing?

Amir @amir_bahram

Sep 16, 20 at 1:22am

This is how I imagine my Islamiat class will go. Molana: Alright Mr. Sheikh read this Quran verse. Me: *has trouble reading* Molana: What's wrong? You're 16, you should be able to read the Quran flawlessly. Me: Yes sir but I'm not a Muslim. I'm just here because Islamiat is in my syllabus and I have to pass it. Molana: What? But You're from an Islamic country and you have an Islamic name. Me: Yes sir I was a Muslim bit I lost faith. Molana: *dramatically* Astaqfur Allah Astaqfur Allah. Why? Me: (crap I knew this was gonna happen) I just don't believe in any religion. I'm agnostic sir. Molana: la hawla wala quwwata illa billah. Get out Kafir. Me: *leaves* Molana: Allah will punish you. You'll burn Kafir. Me: I thought Allah was the most merciful. (I shouldn't have said that. Shit.) Molana: *runs after me with a stick. This is why I want to leave the Islamic world.

Lishifu @hakutaku commented on How are you doing?

Lishifu @hakutaku

Sep 16, 20 at 2:01am

Amir's classmates and some teachers have foreseen Amir will have fun with devils in Jananham.

αlερh-2 @alephy commented on How are you doing?

αlερh-2 @alephy

Sep 16, 20 at 3:00am

Nonsensical theocratic policies. Pakistan has yet to undergo the legal and philosophical principle of the "separation of church and state." Rules written thousands of years ago. Rules of an old world. Rules set in stone that do not fully adapt to the ever changing world. Fallible teachings given by an invisible man in the sky. @amir_bahram

Amir @amir_bahram commented on How are you doing?

Amir @amir_bahram

Sep 16, 20 at 3:18am

My man here gets me. He feels me. ❤

Continue

Please login to post.

Back to Random Chatter