Confessions Anonymous dD

i need to post this cuz i saw a hotto dogu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mD-ZmWuFTQ

Looking at the symptoms I don't think he's autistic, just not very affectionate. He follows me around all the time and he does come when called. On the other hand he is kinda reserved...

Pirate it gets straight and puffy when brushed, sometimes we get his hair done like that, usually I prefer his hair short though

hm yep if i had a dong like that i'd trim his hair every now and then. would also be cleaner

if my dog would do that to my hamburgers he would become the hamburger. straight into the oven.