How to tawk wike a weeb? x3

Yeah guys, i can tawk wike a weeb if uu'we wookin' fow a instwuctow hewe's uuw chance. It might be hawd to undewstand but im suwe uu'ww wove it. :3 Fwom nuw i'ww be tawking wike a weeb and wiww be answewing evewy question about it. ;-;

Step1) make sounds while eating. Step2) remember, your emotions have sounds. For example, when you're frustrated, clench your teeth and make a sound. Step3) stutter when speaking. Let me demonstrate, "Hmm, I know t t this is w weird but c could you, maybe g go out w with me?" . If you actually read the whole thing and are trying to do this. Congratulations, you're a retard.