Anonymous Confessions ~The Return~

864 Yes, Archer! Yes! Yes! And a thousand times yes! Your offer makes me a very happy girl! Make me lick up your dogs feces and then turn me into your sparkling white poop bowl! (862-863 are omitted)

865 to answer your question archer, i meant it like i am sick of confessions being about the same over and over. they don’t need to be sexual or anything, how about we focus on some real problems or appreciate something instead? like for example, what’s the main factor what makes people sad or depressed and how can we avoid it, or let’s help each other with advices, maybe someone out there is struggling and don’t know how to fix a relationship whatever, giving simple instances. readings those confessions about maiotaku girls/boys especially when they make no sense and are just sth like „marry me“ or „send feet pics“ are boring to me. a pointless spam.

866 I've been listening to Doja Cat - Say so for half of the day and the song is sooo catchy and sooo good and sooo calming and sooo cheerful >.<

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qblAMMltbkw

868 "The unicorn is sometimes squatting over a toilet bowl and sometimes over an assembly line of ice cream cones, pooping rainbow ice cream." Archer is my unicorn!

869 Why do I have two balls but only one dick? It doesn't make any sense! What did nature think?

870 http://youtu.be/80RwJ0RFrP0