Anonymous Confessions ~The Return~

763 Kamy, I know it's a joke but we have enough drama in MO. Please restrain yourself

764 Every message who uses ":)" is cringe. Prove me wrong.Right now you only us the smile to insult someone and be condescended

765 ABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABA. Only OINK gang will know this

@760 From what you've posted he sounds like a "nice guy" that was trying real hard to get in your pants. Persuading you to split with your partners is also another classy move. @764 Good post :)

That's not how you get the ladies No threesomes for him!

766 My waifu is the virgin mary

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