Tournament of BOWER!!!

Well the tournament last for a day. Your match will be on hold, if no one challenges you all day. You win by default. Best follow, and notify the post. So you'll know when someone is man enough to fight you.~ Sparkie is a good prize though, so I highly doubt no one will fight for him. Plus when Snake feels emotionally ready ( I hope the dude is okay) he'll hope on as ref, and I'll fight you for him.

-E GASP- We'll here is your dice Sparkie. https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm And here is your cool "Snake is best husbando hat". You must wear this hat to be ref!

https://media3.giphy.com/media/ho3zpbSvbRE9a/giphy.gif I have come for that sweet ass!~ I'm now back baby, in my sexy metal Canti body.~ I'm best robot husbando.~ *The audience unsheathes a erection from my reveal, shocking every person in their place.* Defense 1!