HOW TO GET A WEEB GF

Honestly this joke is indeed corny but I doubt it would get someone really offended. But I wouldn't send this one to a stranger

Used to know a guy who would tell much worse. About how he would like ahegao shirts to be the norm in anime cons and no one is a waifu unless they wore them. As someone who likes anime alot, no sane person would wear them without any shame.

Easy... https://i.ani.me/0327/2911/grey.jpg Step 1: *pick nose* https://i.ani.me/0327/2911/grey.jpg Step 2: *Throw booger at her face* https://i.ani.me/0327/2911/grey.jpg Step 3: Blame another guy https://i.ani.me/0327/2911/grey.jpg Step 4: *Fights other guy to the death* https://i.ani.me/0327/2911/grey.jpg Step 5: Ask gurl out https://i.ani.me/0327/2911/grey.jpg Step 6: Get rejected https://i.ani.me/0327/2911/grey.jpg Step 7: Repeat steps 1-6 https://i.ani.me/0327/2911/grey.jpg Step 8: Pray to Lucifer for hot waifu 6 times a day https://i.ani.me/0327/2911/grey.jpg Step 9: Jerk off https://i.ani.me/0327/2911/grey.jpg Step 10: *sleep like a baby* https://i.ani.me/0327/2911/grey.jpg Step 11: *Wakes up * Why are you still reading this? Don't you have something better to do than to listen to my dumbass? Go read a book or something. https://i.ani.me/0327/2911/grey.jpg Step 12: Get yo fucking life together. Get yo money. Get yo confidence. Get out there and conquer the world king!