What do you peeps like about Christmas?

Nothing, the last time there was snow in December in my state was back in the good ol 2005-2009, the ideas that people have about the holiday's history is false (it isn't Jesus's birthday, it is literally based off of the Pagan Yule and became about Jesus when crusaders got tired of slaughtering pagans and then went back to Yule when companies started trying to get a buck off of it), some use it as a date night, but I don't have a girlfriend to spend time with on Christmas, and the whole gifts thing sucks when you can't afford to get anything for people or even yourself.

The best part of Christmas is that I wait for Santa to arrive and try to beat him over the head with a trash bin. My mother always tries to stop me for some reason.