Weirdest things you've been caught doing

well masturbating alone is not that wierd enough on a second thought. Mhh getting caught masturbating to Narnia when i was 12 by my mom is a bit wierder.

I have always been an out-loud thinker and this results in me saying weird thoughts at random from time to time. This is then coupled with my need to animate my arms to process those same thoughts. So just imagine the amount of times at work I have been caught mid thought and striking some form of JoJo pose. However my favorite embarrassment was playing Yu-Gi-Oh as a teenager with some friends. In the middle of a cluch game I layed down several trap cards only to state not only how the traps worked but also when I would activate them so that my opponent wouldn't see it coming. I even went so far as to make a smug face. It was a long time before anyone let me forget my need to narrate while playing a children's card game. Just to be clear I totally lost that duel too.