How would you react if you woke up naked to the person above?

i will talk about my feelings... great sadness over the loss of my precious shoots n ladders... ill remember this snake... ill never forget...

If i had breasts i would bury you face in them so i dont have to listen to ur feelings. Sadly i dont so i gladly will c:

and here in the wild we see the wild flick, thank you for joining me today im your nature host, dingo mcboomerange... *crouches in the bush*