What's your zodiac sign??

A laconic Capricorn-Ox man prefers to act, not to reason. A straightforward, determined person is aimed at a successful career. From an early age, he is building ambitious plans, not just fantasizing, but developing an action strategy. Ready to endure adversity and deprivation, but never turn off the intended path. He may be a little dry in communication, but he only says what he thinks. Most often he does not speak at all, but acts decisively. He works a lot, does not experience any financial difficulties. A reliable Capricorn-Ox is a man worthy of admiration, he is the best husband, unless, of course, a woman dreams about romantic love. Over time, it can unfold as a gentle, sensitive nature. Holy fuck this is so not me at all

Capricorn Ox Compatibility (Love & Family) For this person, spiritual qualities are much more important than external beauty. Perhaps, he will not be able to pass by a spectacular handsome man or beauty, but natural discretion will necessarily take up. Every Capricorn-Ox, regardless of gender, is looking for a like-minded person, not a passionate partner. It is important for him to have a person close to him, fully sharing his views on life. It will not be nice to take care of, crumble in flowery compliments, but will always be gentle and caring. If a partner can win his trust, Ox-Capricorn will fully open his heart. It is difficult to find a more loyal person who can be honest with his loved ones. He is a good family man, a strong business executive, and ably conducts domestic affairs. His loved ones will not need anything, they will not have to solve problems: the Capricorn-Ox will do everything himself. He never complains, does not seek sympathy, but he is waiting for the words of love. After all, this is a fairly vulnerable person, susceptible to mental pain. (Big wtf, this says I must have brain dmg and wait around)

Usually these horoscopes aren't on par with people. Some people may hold true to them, but I do this for fun cuz I find it interesting.

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