tell me fucked up things

well....I erm....I don't know what to say. how do I even comfort you LOL @cero I started wheezing so bad at that screenshot XDDD

- gf broke up with me in 2016 - bc of that I couldnt handle school, quit that in 2017 - started working, got diagnosted with depressions and anxieties, quit that in 2018 - did nothing till summer 2019 :) but I started school again and I'll finish it with perfect grades

My boss and I used to be smoking friends. This was a daily routine before my shift and thus I established myself as one of her trusted employees through shooting the shit. We talked as if we were friends, always talking shit throwing professionalism out the window. One day she sent me nudes. Like a whole bunch. This came to me as a surprise because 1) We never were sexual with each other, although sex talks were casual. 2) I never asked for it hinted that I wanted, she's my boss and was off limits the moment she too the job 3) I was dating someone in the company at the time, and she knew it. I didn't say anything about it to me boss or gf at the time. I didn't wanna tell my gf for fear she would flip out over something I didn't do. I just pretended it didn't happen. My boss seemed to pretend it didn't happen either. Guess we're both taking it to our graves.

Remember that spider in your room who you threw a shoe at and it ran under some furniture, and you forgot because it was like a week ago? That eight-legged fella just remembered too.... Good night <3

I did that the other day, farted in a grocery store. But, someone came into my cloud before I could move, so I did the power move of just standing in the cloud with them while looking at the shelf as if I could smell nothing.