____ is now illegal

Sarcasm? Reeeeally? I would never use such a thing. Miss me with that people will find a loop hole by saying they love to hate which technically isnt hating therefore hate is back Women are illegal

*dies* having kids is now illegal

Time to get the wire hanger ladies, that baby inside of you has to go. Humanity goes extinct but at least condom sales sky rocket. But susan cant take the kids if there arent any, so susan will speak to the manager and make it legal again MO is now illegal

MO becomes an underground dark web site with all of its members becoming black hat hackers, hacking the government and threatening to sell missile codes to the ruskies til they make it legal again loli and shota are not LEGAL

i will kill the person responsible and host it personally on the darknet for i would loose the only girl that ever loved me. Breathing is illegal

hack into billboards and display lolis and shotas to everyone Alcohol is illegal

*flash back to prohibition in america* showering is illegal no deodorant either o'natural

Alcohol is illegal, well shit!! That’s everything I live for!!! Only jk. The written word is now illegal, what do you do??