Most evil thing you can think of

Storytime with Melk I once had a roommate who was problematic. Here is a short list of things he had the habit of doing while he lived with us: - Steal food from our sides the fridge. - Walk in the room and tell us to pause our game so he can tell gross stories. - Insisted everyone call him "Walker Texas Ranger" as it was his "nickname" (self-proclaimed I presumed). - Come in stumbling drunk at odd hours of the night and day. And made it a point to announce he was drunk. - Leave his Mcdonalds mess everywhere. I mean everywhere...like under our beds. - Just overall annoyance To name a few. But let's focus on that first point. Since there was three of us living together at the time, we found it fair to have separate ledges in the fridge for each of us and our own groceries. His ledge was almost always empty with the exception of some leftovers. At the time, I had just suspected he stole from us, but couldn't really prove anything. It wasn't until I caught him walking away from the fridge, despite the fact he had nothing on his side. I decided this would be a good opportunity to teach him a lesson. I went to the store and got some choco melk and some ex-lax. I came home, made sure nobody was around, and mixed in the ex-lax in with the melk. While I was doing this someone opened the door and i promptly dumped the rest of it into the drink. Thank God it was my other roommate. Since we both had a mutual understanding of how much we disliked our roommate, he said thought it to be a good idea. Now for testing phase! I sniffed the melk...smells like choco melk! I put it up to my lips for a quick taste. I barely just kissed it, real quick. About 5 mins later, I had to rush to the bathroom and shat my brains for about 30 mins. I never saw "Walker Texas Ranger" drink from it. But it had been apparent, since we hadn't seen him the past 2 days. He came home on the 3rd day and announced he just came back from the hospital. He said he got food poisoning from the pizza place across the street. Me and my roommate looked at each other. I replied to him "Yeah man I think shit myself too from that BAD chocolate milk in the fridge." I don't think he got the clue -.- TLDR; Roommate eats our food. Mixed ex-lax in mine choco mellk as bait. I test, shit for half an hour. Roommate had some, shits for a day.

@pringle When I eat pringles, I like to suck the flavor off one side, flip it in my mouth, then proceed to sucketh the other cheesy side. Dis how to eat chips XD

There are lots of ways to eat pringles~ I mostly like to eat them 1 by one but I also like bitting two at once for double crunch ^-^

Leaving legoes all over the living room Studed-sides up