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Sometimes I take water bottles with me into the bathroom (only at home) and drink while I piss to replenish the lost liquid. When I was a kid I'd pretend my body was one long pipe and the habit just kind of stuck.

I was feeling like exploring my body more in a sexual context at a fairly young age, majority of my cousins were guys and I caught them watching something reaaaally monkas, they thought as a kid I wouldn't understand anyway so they just let me be. I was alone in the bathroom and just standing there with the shower on, when I caught sight of a rod just-- asking for it. Now, now, I was taught early on in my life that losing your virginity is a sin and shit (christian :clap: family :clap:, grew up to be agnostic atheist nywy LUL), which petrified me of my sexual urges, so I used that rod to penetrate the other exit instead. God never frowned upon anal! HAIL JEEZUS!

@[MLG] roro熊 : Many girls actually find it easier to start with anal, so they can get used to the idea of penetration before losing their virginity. We started with anal with my ex too. She was 16 and a virgin when we first met, and after some blowjob dates she asked me to take her from behind. I was 31 back then. Good times.

Back in secondary school I used to get random bone ons out of nowhere or if I saw a girl I liked - normal horny teenager stuff but um, when it really gets going, let's just say it's extremely hard to hide it even under three layers. The awkward penguin walks to minimize the embarrassment made the whole thing a lot funnier to look back on.

its true, anals a lot easier than breaking your hymen fuck that hurt