Tell a Joke

So two cows are standing in a field. One cow says, "so what do you think of this mad cow disease?" The other cow says, "why do I care? I'm an elevator."

So Abraham was planning to upgrade his operating system, and Issac said, "Dad, your PC doesn't have enough memory." Abraham simply replied, "God will provide the RAM."

After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, “What are you going to do now?” God said, “I think I’m going to call it a day.”

My girlfriend told me "you treat our relationship like it's a game!", which unfortunately cost her ten points and a bonus go.

Two canibals are having a meal. One says "Gee, I hate my mother in law" and the other replies "Well then try the potatoes."