PAP: Relationship Goals

I feel ya bro, I’m sure someone will come along soon :). Just be yourself and hang in there :3. I’ve been there before (^^).

Relationship goals: You get out of the shower early in the morning and still see me sleeping on the bed. You come closer to me and slightly rustle your wet bangs on top of my face, letting the drops sprinkle. I slowly open my eyes and smile gently as I stretch my arms in bed. Then I realise that you've cuffed my right hand to the railing of the bed. A naughty smirk appears upon your lips, "I hope you remember that you promised to die by my hands today" you say. "Ah yes, indeed", I respond as I use my other hand and pull you in for a kiss. Boom. Plot twist. Next thing you know my hand's slipped off the cuffs and I pin you down to the bed. You gasp in surprise, "B-But how ?" I smirk, "Didn't your shampoo feel a bit slippery than usual today ? I mixed some coconut oil into it, very little, so that you fail to notice the smell.I didn't pull you in for a kiss, I just rubbed your slippery, somewhat oily hair upon the cuffs, and voila ! My hand slipped through. I got to hear the 'click' on my right hand, so I changed my posture to place my left underneath my body. Knowing how smart you are, you didn't take the risk of eaking me up to cuff my left hand to the bed. And you know it isn't easy to kill me when I'm not restrained, so you're not gonna try anything now. Aaah I know you so well." I get up and go down to make breakfast as you cry upon your failure to kill me again ;)