The bad fanfic dragon sightings

Hello everyone. My name is Chocopyro. And as I was the first proxy used by this... This thing, I feel I have an obligation to the community to compile the incidences as they occure. As you may have guessed, I've been tracking this phenomenon for a while now. A being that lurks on this dating site. There have been five incidences since the time of writing this, and I suspect there will be more. The entity in question is referred to as "The Bad Fanfic Dragon." Or BFD for short. According to the urban legend, it writes bad fanfictions, if you manage to inspire him past the dreadful affliction known as writer's block. This can be accomplished by inscribing [username] x [username] after an incident between the two users has happened. It doesn't always seem to work. But when it does... The following atrocities occur. T.O.C. Post 1: Intro | Table of contents | 3 Most Recent incidences Post 2: How be a proxy for the bad fanfic dragon (Writing your own BFD fanfics) Post 3-??: Complete BFD Compilation. 3 Most Recent sightings: ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/Incident5.png ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ A thread like MO Fan Shipping is bound to bait the bad fanfic dragon. Once again using my account as a proxy, the bad fanfic dragon struck with another terrible blight unto our fair community. This time for the first time, it appears to be a sequel to his previous work. Almost as though the BFD were trying to establish an expanded universe of sorts. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Catalyst: Noot Noot (Luka)'s post, page 239 of "MO Fan Shipping" thread. Sighted in: Page 240 of "MO Fan Shipping" thread. Victims: The only ones mentioned by name are Noot Wholesome, Mikan, Ahoge, uh... Me, Teacup, Baka, and Enki, but it is implied that all MO females are present. Proxy: Chocopyro https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/badfanfic%205.png ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/Incident6.png ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ I wasn't expecting another one so soon. But it happened. Otherwise, there appears to be nothing out of the ordinary with this one, aside from the fact that it appears to be based around two conversations that got folded into one in the story. Yet again, the BFD has used my account as a proxy. Leading to further shame on my end. Also, what the hell was up with that ending? ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Catalyst: Two conversations seemed to have been merged here. >.> Sighted in: Page 14,945 of the "Last one to post here wins" thread. Victims: The Ghost Who Walks, Ahoge, and JackVeliaDeviluke Proxy: Chocopyro https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/badfanfic%206.png ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/Incident7.png ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Just when I thought it was over. Just when I thought I was safe from the bad fanfic dragon, he managed to outwit me, once again hijacking my account. You may notice this one is formatted differently. That's because it is not an image, but an actual post here on the forums. Clearly the BFD did this just to spite me. I only shudder to think what this incident will do to it's main victims. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Date: February 4th, 2019 Catalyst: A tsundere moment of our esteemed resident MO yandere on page 15,487 Sighted in: Page 15,489 of the "Last one to post here wins" thread. Victims: Baka, Dark Prince of Audio, Ahoge, and CAC Proxy: Chocopyro http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/Emotes/Bad%20Fanfic%20Heading1.png ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ [Demon Prince Audio] x [Baka] [O_o u Sexy Bitch!] By the Bad Fanfic Dragon. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ (Scoffing at Chocopyro's claims, I improvize! LULZ!) 1 Day, self inserted scaily me waz watching battling four supremacy over the thread wherest I must post last. When suddenly I witnessed the Occurince. Prince Audio stepped forth to propose victory in the name of cat-Senpai. "Win 4 neko-hime" He proclaimed. His armor was like so gleaming, it gleamed so brightly it could be seen in space! We all stopped our advances upon the seige, and bowed to his whim with respecc. But then Baka was like "Surrender, thot! I heedith you not!" And Ahoge spazzed. "Forsooth! Forfeiture, Dark prince!" "Conceede" we all chorassed The Prince blushed. Almost like Mikan levels of bluch! "N-Never! For I am the demon prince of destruction! "Then face my secret weapon!" Baka exclaimed! Then all at once, a giant face loomed ever forth from beyond the walls. It was unmistakenable. Teh face of CAC! https://s.ecrater.com/stores/133343/4d6d5f6c40c68_133343n.jpg Prince Audio's poker face broke! "Never!" He persisted! Cac https://s.ecrater.com/stores/133343/4d6d5f6c40c68_133343n.jpg -ed! again! "Will you submit now?" Baka asked, seme-ing Prince Audio tsundered. "I shall never submit to you... Sexy bitch, Baka!" "Oh. Butt you already have, my prince. You already have." Baka said.

https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/Tut1.png ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/Tut3.png 1: These are meant to be fun. Do not use the bad fanfic dragon to harass, belittle, or insult other MO users. Likewise, the contents of the bad fanfic dragon's works should never be taken too seriously. 2: The bad fanfic dragon is owned by the MO community. Not for sale or profit. 3: In regards to 18+ Content, the bad fanfic dragon is fine with nudity, but will always shy away from sexual acts. This is because he has a very misunderstood, childlike concept of human sex, and thinks it ends simply with being "Nekid". ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/Tut4.png ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 1: Write a bad fanfic staring people from the MO forums. (Please Adhere to MO rules, these are for fun, and not to be used for harassment.) 2: Print screen 3: Open the screenshot in an image editing tool (Paint, photoshop, whatever.) 4: Copy and paste the bad fanfic dragon in the bottom right corner. https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/Emotes/BFD.png 5: Upload it and post it somewhere in the forums. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/Tut5.png ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 1: Write a bad fanfic staring people from the MO forums, as a normal post on the forums. 2: Include this image at the top of your post. (Copy image address and paste) https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/Emotes/Bad%20Fanfic%20Heading1.png 3: Then type the following between the image and the story. (The lines could be copied and pasted) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ [Username] x [Username] [Story Title] By the Bad Fanfic Dragon. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/Tut2.png The bad fanfic dragon's writing style is inconsistent at best. But it's bad. When the BFD writes romance, he writes as an 11 year old weeb on tumblr would. Misuising words like "Sugoi" and "Tsundere" as verbs. Spontaneously breaking into caplocks to emphasize excitement, and breaking verbal tense. When writing creepy pasta, the BFD will become overly pretentious and always self insert himself into the role of whoever he is writing about. He fails to build suspense and explicitly tells, but doesn't show. He also fails to build up any sort of suspense that would make a story scary. Otherwise, stick to cliches, over use "..." and be flat with the emotions. When in doubt, just remember I based his writing style off of several of the sample stories in this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR7uaIFVFiM Lastly, the BFD tends to view certain users in certain ways. Anything involving the following users should be mentioned. 1: Mikan Kat | Mikan cannot be mentioned in a sentence without blushing. 2: CAC | CAC MUST emote with O_o at least once if he is at all mentioned in any story. 3: [STAN]MioIsMyWaifuIsMyWaif | This user has offended the bad fanfic dragon with a cease and desist letter, and thus will only be portrayed unfavorably, or as a yandere in any story she is used in. 4: Cero | Because the BFD can't ignore his girth. Should the bad fanfic dragon include him, he will always be a stereotypical "Seme" archetype. 5: Noot Wholesome | Noot is a literal robot penguin in the BFD's continuity. Has only been observed communicating through nooting so far.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/Incident1.png ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ The bad fanfic dragon was created on the "Continue the story" thread created by Metalwhine. Originally a fictional character, he was said to want to grant wishes when his seven bad fanfic epitaphs were gathered. Nobody would expect him to deviate from the thread. Yet he did. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Date: November 29, 2018 Catalyst: Unprovoked Sighted in: Page 298 of the "Make up a lie about the person above you" thread. Victims: Cero and Yaasshat. Proxy: Chocopyro https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/badfanfic%20dragon.png

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/Incident2.png ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ After gaining sentience, the bad fanfic dragon appears to have chosen a new writing app. He caught on to a ship in the "Last one who posts here wins" thread. The words that inspired and conjured him were "Animekid x Mikan." I tried to warn them of this legend. Even telling them of its origins. Unfortunately Tsunpaper decided to finish the story that housed the bad fanfic dragon. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Date: January 12th, 2018 Catalyst: Redhawk's Post on page 14436. Sighted in: Page 14440 of "The last one who posts here wins" thread. Victims: Animekid, Mikan, Gurren, and Cac. Proxy: Chocopyro https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/badfanfic%20dragon_1.png

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/Incident3.png ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ The bad fanfic dragon has once again made an unsuspecting attack on our community. This time dropping in a totally anonomous entry in the Maiotaku Timely Confessions thread. Breaking his usual shipping content mold, tis one appears to be a creepy pasta instead. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Date: December 14th, 2018 Catalyst: Unprovoked Sighted in: 209 Page "Maiotaku Timely Confessions" thread. Victims: MioIsMyWaifu and [STAN]MioIsMyWaifuIsMyWaif Proxy: MioIsMyWaifu via anon #1178 https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/badfanfic%20dragon3.png

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/Incident4.png ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Yet again, the bad fanfic dragon strikes in the Maiotaku Timely Confessions forum. However, there are a few unnerving developments that have transpired in this particular siting. The first of which should be obvious. A shoddy depiction of what appears to be a japanese school girl's uniform overlaid upon the dragon. The second of which? The bad fanfic dragon blatantly self inserted himself into his own fanfic. Worse of all, this one was done by request. To think... People would actually commission this garbage! Is it too early to suspect that there could be a dark following gathering in the deep web? We'll see... There are other notable circumstances outside of the major incidences which should be mentioned. He's been making micro appearances, ever since shortly before Incident 3. No stories. Merely captioned pictures of himself emoting interest or that he's listening... I will have to detail this more in a post below. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Date: Jan 07, 2019 Catalyst: Requested by Anon #1199, page 213 of "Maiotaku Timely Confessions" thread. Sighted in: Page 214 "Maiotaku Timely Confessions" thread. Victims: Tylor and Naito-kun Proxy: MioIsMyWaifu again via anon #1202 https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/Badfanfic%204.png

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/Incident5.png ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ A thread like MO Fan Shipping is bound to bait the bad fanfic dragon. Once again using my account as a proxy, the bad fanfic dragon struck with another terrible blight unto our fair community. This time for the first time, it appears to be a sequel to his previous work. Almost as though the BFD were trying to establish an expanded universe of sorts. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Date: January 8th, 2019 Catalyst: Noot Noot (Luka)'s post, page 239 of "MO Fan Shipping" thread. Sighted in: Page 240 of "MO Fan Shipping" thread. Victims: The only ones mentioned by name are Noot Wholesome, Mikan, Ahoge, uh... Me, Teacup, Baka, and Enki, but it is implied that all MO females are present. Proxy: Chocopyro https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/badfanfic%205.png

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/Incident6.png ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ I wasn't expecting another one so soon. But it happened. Otherwise, there appears to be nothing out of the ordinary with this one, aside from the fact that it appears to be based around two conversations that got folded into one in the story. Yet again, the BFD has used my account as a proxy. Leading to further shame on my end. Also, what the hell was up with that ending? ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Date: January 9th, 2019 Catalyst: Two conversations seemed to have been merged here. >.> Sighted in: Page 14,945 of the "Last one to post here wins" thread. Victims: The Ghost Who Walks, Ahoge, and JackVeliaDeviluke Proxy: Chocopyro https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/badfanfic%206.png

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/Incident7.png ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Just when I thought it was over. Just when I thought I was safe from the bad fanfic dragon, he managed to outwit me, once again hijacking my account. You may notice this one is formatted differently. That's because it is not an image, but an actual post here on the forums. Clearly the BFD did this just to spite me. I only shudder to think what this incident will do to it's main victims. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Date: February 4th, 2019 Catalyst: A tsundere moment of our esteemed resident MO yandere on page 15,487 Sighted in: Page 15,489 of the "Last one to post here wins" thread. Victims: Baka, Dark Prince of Audio, Ahoge, and CAC Proxy: Chocopyro http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Rubberpenguin/Badfanfic%20dragon/Emotes/Bad%20Fanfic%20Heading1.png ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ [Demon Prince Audio] x [Baka] [O_o u Sexy Bitch!] By the Bad Fanfic Dragon. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ (Scoffing at Chocopyro's claims, I improvize! LULZ!) 1 Day, self inserted scaily me waz watching battling four supremacy over the thread wherest I must post last. When suddenly I witnessed the Occurince. Prince Audio stepped forth to propose victory in the name of cat-Senpai. "Win 4 neko-hime" He proclaimed. His armor was like so gleaming, it gleamed so brightly it could be seen in space! We all stopped our advances upon the seige, and bowed to his whim with respecc. But then Baka was like "Surrender, thot! I heedith you not!" And Ahoge spazzed. "Forsooth! Forfeiture, Dark prince!" "Conceede" we all chorassed The Prince blushed. Almost like Mikan levels of bluch! "N-Never! For I am the demon prince of destruction! "Then face my secret weapon!" Baka exclaimed! Then all at once, a giant face loomed ever forth from beyond the walls. It was unmistakenable. Teh face of CAC! https://s.ecrater.com/stores/133343/4d6d5f6c40c68_133343n.jpg Prince Audio's poker face broke! "Never!" He persisted! Cac https://s.ecrater.com/stores/133343/4d6d5f6c40c68_133343n.jpg -ed! again! "Will you submit now?" Baka asked, seme-ing Prince Audio tsundered. "I shall never submit to you... Sexy bitch, Baka!" "Oh. Butt you already have, my prince. You already have." Baka said.