Maiotaku Timely Confessions

#629 No one ever shows me love in this thread, I'm such a ghost Q.Q

#630 I love you My Waifu!

#631 Here's your fart joke! There was 3 drunk girls who decided to have a farting contest. First girl, let one tweet! The girls giggled. Second girl, let one trumpet! The girls giggled. The third girl, let one out but there was no sound. She then said, "I think I pooped my pants..."

#627 There many kinds of rebounds but from my experience. It's when a girl gets off a bad break up with there relationship and suddenly acts more friendly and caring towards you. they will talk with you acting like they care. This happens out of random and sometimes out of the bloom without any kind of explanation. I suggest stop talking to the person cuz it doesn't end well they'll just stop talking to you once they get back with her ex or find a new relationship partner

#632 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUvLE7BlB40

#633 Girl : “I just want God to send a guy that’s perfect for me my way” God sends her a boy that’s perfect for her // gets friendzoned Girl - “Oh my god why can’t I just get the man of my dreams?” God - “YOU FRIENDZONED HIM YOU WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!”

#634 I painted my laptop black hoping it would run faster, but now it doesn't work!

#636 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

#637 HURTS