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Give the person above the Most USELESS Super Power!

alphredo
Ability to jump super high over anyone, but only while wearing a short skirt
tabris
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alphredo
Can escape Raccoon City, but, only to go to Silent Hill
sparkfyremuselyras
Can convince anybody of anything through speech, but only when nobody's listening.
reinhardt76
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sparkfyremuselyras
The ability to realize most of the above powers are actually really useful if only a person is smart enough to figure out how to use them. Because it's one thing to be able to realize it, it's another thing to be able to do anything about it
chocopyro
The ability to discern with frightful accuracy how many hamsters a person has pet just by looking at them.
beherit
Can determine someone's alignment... by wearing their shoes.
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