Give the person above the Most USELESS Super Power!

You can engulf yourself in flames at will ala the human torch. But you lack fire/heat immunity.

Can lift a car only when theres a red street light

Sticks to Snakes

everything around you become a silent movie

Can replace people's snot with strawberry jelly with the snap of a finger.

Gains the skin blemishes of people they touch.

you are a human metal detector, but you only detect pennies

Can shapeshift as anyone, but, cant turn back into original self unless theres someone that looks alike

Turns cheese into a different type of cheese