Give the person above the Most USELESS Super Power!

Lunar Lone Wolf @kameiya
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Lunar Lone Wolf @kameiya
You have been given power to talk to animals, but only to the ones extinct.

Makoto Haruki @makotoharuki
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Makoto Haruki @makotoharuki
You can will plants to grow faster/produce fruit on cue, but only on Thursdays

rinse @rinse
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rinse @rinse
you can travel through time, but only forwards.
and you age the same amount you travel.

ヤンデレ王子 Audio @darkprinceofaudio
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ヤンデレ王子 Audio @darkprinceofaudio
Can make babies explode.

Aka-san @redhawk
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Aka-san @redhawk
Has the power to see 10 seconds into the past

Lunar Lone Wolf @kameiya
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Lunar Lone Wolf @kameiya
Have the power to make people laugh. Only the dead though.

BurningHalo @burninghalo
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BurningHalo @burninghalo
the ability to pee with perfect penmanship

Yeah pretty much @bopeep
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Yeah pretty much @bopeep
The ability to fart through your mouth.

Baka @reinhardt76
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Baka @reinhardt76
This account has been suspended.

PULP @alphredo
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PULP @alphredo
The ability to see through walls with a window
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