Give the person above the Most USELESS Super Power!

Sep 12, 18 at 3:27pm

Ability to use light up your eyes like a flashlight, but be blinded by it at the same time.

Sep 18, 18 at 10:15pm

have an epic singing voice, but can only sing "oohhh" "uhhhhh " yeaaa" "noonoonooo" "babyy pleaseee"

Sep 18, 18 at 10:52pm

Has the ability to change people's mind... about what time of day they want to mow the lawn... only after saying: "Can I pee in your car?"

Sep 21, 18 at 9:59am

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Sep 21, 18 at 10:36am

Able to see in the dark but only if you're in sunlight

Sep 21, 18 at 10:57am

The ability to lose your vision for 10 minutes, in return hearing amplified 10x but you can only hear a mouse when it farts

Sep 21, 18 at 11:44am

The ability to involuntarily transform into a cactus on full moons.

Sep 21, 18 at 11:49am

The ability to fart without making a sound but you will burp everytime you fart and someone smells it

Sep 21, 18 at 12:04pm

The ability to make sounds when you sweat

Sep 21, 18 at 12:10pm

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