Anonymous confessions!

#1382 I have a crush on our local delivery guy so I order all kinds of shit just to see him

#1383 I lifted up a guy’s motor scooter and placed it in a handicapped spot. Then I parked where the scooter had been.

#1384 Years ago, my brother took the SAT for me

#1385 [UPDATE] I am not charles' father

#1386 When I was a child, I would kill small animals..

#1387 I’m 42 and have a really awesome life, great family, job, home, even my dog is fucking perfect. But sometimes (like now) all I want to do is get high with a nice girl half my age, listen to dubstep or jungle, and fuck

#1388 I’ve been conducting a Pavlovian type of experiment with my sleeping pills – Every time I take them, I masturbate or have sex. I now get horny every time I get sleepy.

#1389 Met a girl who made me feel pretty happy inside for the first time in three years. Seventh date, invited her over to my apartment to spend the night. Spent the day making everything perfect. Cleaned my bedroom. Went out, bought a bunch of candles, romantic stuff. Set them up around my room. Also bought some good ingredients to make pancakes from scratch the next morning. She comes over. We sit on the couch in the living room. She tells me she wasn’t looking forward to coming over, she isn’t attracted to me anymore, and she doesn’t see this going further. She leaves. Go into my room. She never saw all the work I did to prepare for our night together. Blow out the candles. Go to sleep. Sounds dumb, but it hurt a lot.

#1390 I like to day dream about myself dying. i often day dream of myself in a horrible situation in which i die, just to imagine what people would do or say about me. would i have this huge group of people mourn my loss of life at a young age? or will no one even think twice about it.