Corrupt a wish

MidastheAlchemist @jtibbs commented on Corrupt a wish

Feb 19, 18 at 9:52pm

I wish i could make a plate of freshly cooked bacon appear next to me whenever I wanted.

TimidGiantArt @digitalwolf001 commented on Corrupt a wish

Feb 19, 18 at 9:53pm

@Kameiya Granted but your purring attracts angry dogs to you.

TimidGiantArt @digitalwolf001 commented on Corrupt a wish

Feb 19, 18 at 9:53pm

@ Midas Granted but you are unable to eat the bacon.

Lunar Lone Wolf @kameiya commented on Corrupt a wish

Feb 19, 18 at 9:57pm

All right ulfric. Time to claw my way up the pack. *purrs purr* roar!!! Granted, but they turned out vegan bacon. I wish to have high endurance.

MidastheAlchemist @jtibbs commented on Corrupt a wish

Feb 19, 18 at 10:01pm

Granted but only when you're being tickled. I wish I could control spiders.

Lunar Lone Wolf @kameiya commented on Corrupt a wish

Feb 19, 18 at 10:03pm

At least i can fly away from said tickler after punching them.

Lynes @lynesis commented on Corrupt a wish

Feb 19, 18 at 10:04pm

Granted but only when you are touch them. I wish I can communicate with the animals

TimidGiantArt @digitalwolf001 commented on Corrupt a wish

Feb 19, 18 at 10:06pm

@Lynesis granted but you can only talk with sloths.

MidastheAlchemist @jtibbs commented on Corrupt a wish

Feb 19, 18 at 10:07pm

Granted, but they only speak languages you can't understand. I wish I could read peoples thoughts.

Lynes @lynesis commented on Corrupt a wish

Feb 19, 18 at 10:07pm

Oh god. Zootopia flashback

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