Corrupt a wish

granted but nobody can perceive you anymore (so as far as the world is concerned you don't exist) i wish the next person gets an uncorrupt wish

Granted but the wish wasnt worth it I wish I didnt care as much

Granted but your friends stop caring just as much I wish I had a puppy

After eight hours in labor You give birth to a puppy I wish for a sex slave

Granted but you have to pay for each use I wish i never needed to eat

Granted but the prices for things other than food rises drastically, only for you. I wish could gain muscle without actually exercising.

you no longer lose muscle mass and you gain muscle whenever you eat your favourite food meaning you can only have a set amount of that food EVER i wish i wasnt lazy

wish granted tho everythin you do you do it slowly... i wish i was creativ LOL

Granted but you cant express it I wish i was cool

granted but your temperature is cool and you're unpopular i wish i had money