Corrupt a wish

Sadly I come along so he won't be able to corrupt it. I wish for a quarter pounder with cheese.

enjoy your CAD i wish for world peace

Granted, everyone's dead but me. I wish for everyone to return to life.

they go back to the chaos and despair that once reigned i wish i had a new jacket

The jacket is made of water. I wish for another mug of tea.

Its a broken mug when you try to pick it up it falls apart I wish everyone was happy all the time

You get a mug made of tea which spills onto the table because that's how liquids work. I wish for $100 dollars in today's money to be legally transferred to my bank account.

for everyone to become happy they all worship the sun god which eats children as sacrifices that money came from a mafioso trying to launder money and now the irs is after you i wish my room was cleaner

The room was cleaned by Nuclear Fire, what remains is singed and radioactive, but fully sanitised. I wish I wasn't so tired.

your force fed 17 five hour energies i wish there were better books to read