Would You Rather?

I'll start, took me a while to think of an interesting one. Would you rather walk across a bed of hot coals, or stand outside in below zero temps without protective clothes for 10 minutes?

Embrace the cold ٩(•̀ㅂ•́)و Would you rather have everyone constantly forget your existence, or be forced to never stay in one place longer than 2 days?

be forced to never stay in one place longer than 2 days? would you rather have teeth for pubes or pubes for teeth (a classic)

@Marcus move every 2 days. @Lamby thats just disturbing on levels I can't even fathom. But I guess I'd go with teeth for pubes? Would you rather have to always touch every doorknob in every room you enter before you can do anything else, or sleep upside down for the rest of your life?

shit dawg sleeping upside down would kill you though ill go doorknobs would you rather stick a pin up your urethra, or have sex with your dog

how long a pin are we talking here? with some careful maneuvering i'd go with the pin. Would you rather eat a meal of old discarded food? or live in a room covered in fresh manure daily for a week?

just try and maneuver it in, just stick it in then out, no guarentee youll hurt yourself ill eat the food if its from a good restaurant, im assuming its a day old. homeless and poor people do that all the time, restaurants waste a shit ton of food would you rather eat your own finger (0 anesthetic, but its been "cooked" over a fire) or push a large wood nail up your toenail by hand to the base of your cuticle

Lamby, im like 80% sure you're just trying to torture. And wtf is with the quotes around cooked? Wood nail to the cuticle, I can recover from that even if it fucking hurts. Would you rather be waterboarded or forced to sit in a low oxygen environment where you wouldn't pass out, but you would struggle to breathe?

would you rather is no fun without torture thats how its properly played, when its a tough choice "cooked" means you hold your finger to a fire until its been "cooked" ;3