Vent

Ahhhhh fuck, you dumb animal. why did you fly out infront of the car. I didnt see you in time to slow down and avoid hitting you. Why do you guys insist on flying out in front of cars when we are going 60+ mph i dont get it. I didnt even wanna hit you man now i feel bad. Cuz i didnt notice i hit you until i heard a thud and feathers in the rear view mirror. Rest in peace bird.

rest easy panpan you just destroyed government property, not an actually living creature

These must be prototype models or something because they never want to fly until they are just in the cusp of danger. Only species of bird i have known to 1. Walk toward you 2. Not fly away even when you are standing next to them 3. See a fast car coming and stand in the road until the last second/fly infront of a the car from the ssfety of the tree off the side of the road.

I get pissed off when someone just bothers me after I say frick off. If you just want to bother me for absolutely no reason and pulled out a stupid reason from the depths of your tiny brain, then frick off and do it to yourself. You're not helping anyone.

This thread is for venting, right? Okeh. To those who want to discuss things with me: keep things relevant, please. If we are discussing politics, keep it to politics; if we are discussing cuisine, keep it to that.