Girls only like jerks (stop using this excuse, grow a pair and read on)

I treat women like they're empty dolls and threaten them, both verbally and physically. Then they always play "hard to get" by crying, threaten to call the cops, or both. Girls are so silly like that xD Afterwards, I club them on the back of their heads by swinging a sock with a bar of soap in it and throw them in the trunk of my car. Then I chain them to the wall in my basement until they are mature enough to accept my love.

Confidence and being positive are generally attractive traits. Not just in dating, but just in general. I don't know about you, I don't think it's fun to be around a person that's always negative or complaining about stuff that doesn't really matter. Here's another point that needs to be said. So many guys don't realize that a girl will like you a lot more if you're an interesting person with a life outside of her. Seriously, instead of always worrying about how to get into a relationship, just live your life. Girls will find you more attractive if they know that you're not an empty shell and you're a guy that's active and is actually doing something his life; like cool hobbies or working on personal goals. Lastly, make sure that you're happy with your life. Being in a relationship is like a supplement. If you're already happy with your life, it'll just make it even better. However, if you're unhappy with yourself or with your life, a relationship won't fix it. (Think of a relationship like a sauce to a food. All a sauce does is add flavor to food, but by itself, it will not satisfy your hunger at all. It might help a little bit, but in the end, you'll still be feeling hungry.) Don't put your happiness in the hands of another person.

I think it's good to be confident and love yourself. It's really hard to be confident enough to be comfortable in your own skin and be able to walk around with your head held high which in my opinion is really attractive whether it be in a guy or girl. I think it's something people can always work on. While this started out as a rant the OP had some good points to make. It should also be taken with a grain of salt as just a way to better yourself if maybe you aren't all that confident and need help with ways to make yourself better.