Random text conversations you have had

I was talking to someone about "absurd names". Names of objects and stuff. Say it in your head enough it sounds incredibly stupid. Like "Cup" who came up with that? Why do we call it a cup? Like... you could have called it anything. You could have called a Cup a Box, and that would be the word we used throughout history. Box sounds a lot better than Cup.

You crazy bastard you. Jk but let's talk about the time when I suggested to my friend that butter is indeed, toxic. Told him they put stuff in it as preservatives, kinda like pickle, but with some bleach and windex.