Make A Lie Aboout The Person Above You

Was once known for being an international pizza roll hater. He would take the pizza rolls and violently smear them on people's pillows to demonstrate his obsession. Then found true love from the Pizza Roll CEO's daughter, of which then he had a midlife crisis and had to get a new hair style and car. He was last seen holding hands with his wife while walking his two children on leaches who are literal pizza rolls. Only then woke up to discover it was a dream and then developed PTSD from pizza rolls which lead back to his old ways of violently smearing them.

^ INHALES pizza rolls. It's a well know fact Maria. XD