Make A Lie Aboout The Person Above You

I heard last Friday he stole a his bosses car and picked up 3 girls and a ninja coming out of an airport. Afterwards they went to a local bar called "The little Teacup" that oddly only sells hard liquor and milk. After only an hour of drinking, the ninja who apparently can't hold his liquor, ends up totally wasted, spouting gibberish in Chinese. Suddenly he starts a brawl that quickly erupts throughout the entire bar. Oliver still holding his drink personally dispatched 5 burly looking bikers using nothing but a spoon and a tooth pick. After the dust settled and all the excitement ended, a normal guy would call it a night... But nooo... not Oliver... The night was young... So he grabs a bottle Milk from behind the bar, and heads out the door. I also heard he invented the pencil. A man of many talents it seems.