Make A Lie Aboout The Person Above You

Bakamangaka is actually a group of elite pomeranians who try to solve the da vinci code to figure who actually murdered their owner who in turn is believed to lead the terrorist group of ISIS who actually is secretly working with google to find out what makes cinnamon toast crunch so good

Frostedezreal looked at the silver knife in his hands and felt calm. He walked over to the window and reflected on his noisy surroundings. He had always loved old-fashioned San Francisco with its decaying, distinct ditches. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel calm. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Oliver . Oliver was a charming saint with pointy arms and skinny eyes. Frostedezreal gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a smart, malicious, wine drinker with fragile arms and chubby eyes. His friends saw him as an alert, annoying angel. Once, he had even helped a knobby disabled person cross the road. But not even a smart person who had once helped a knobby disabled person cross the road, was prepared for what Oliver had in store today. The snow flurried like cooking rats, making Frostedezreal jumpy. As Frostedezreal stepped outside and Oliver came closer, he could see the long glint in his eye. Oliver glared with all the wrath of 9750 peculiar easy elephants. He said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want Closure." Frostedezreal looked back, even more jumpy and still fingering the silver knife. "Oliver, I don't have the money," he replied. They looked at each other with calm feelings, like two green, grubby guppies sleeping at a very malicious dinner party, which had drum and bass music playing in the background and two kind uncles sleeping to the beat. Suddenly, Oliver lunged forward and tried to punch Frostedezreal in the face. Quickly, Frostedezreal grabbed the silver knife and brought it down on Oliver's skull. Oliver's pointy arms trembled and his skinny eyes wobbled. He looked sad, his emotions raw like a melodic, misty map. Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Oliver was dead. Frostedezreal went back inside and made himself a nice glass of wine. THE END

Uno is a hard game man... And Kameiya is actually a digimon not a pokemon but tries to fit in since she doesn't know how to return to her own world and tries to fit in as much as she can