Make A Lie Aboout The Person Above You

Kameiya feigns a boring life in order to keep her identity a secret. In reality, she is a mahou shoujo who roams the endless plains of Kansas and protects the cattle folk from cosmic alien poachers.

can not poop so shoves chocolate up his butthole and pretends to poop using that so people dont become suspicious

@choco how did you know?! Above: has the most innocent mind of all.

Goes to airports on the weekend, looks at people with the most serious face, shakes his head when they look back, then walks out.

Was arrest for streaking through a grocery store today. @kameiya which is fine because it's supposed to be untrue statement.