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kawaii_kit
Is a circus lion named scrumpy with poor eyesight that escaped and mauled a pile of leaves mistaking it for meat
momoichi
is a wandering sellsword that was exiled from their land for loudly and unapologetically farting during court
kawaii_kit
Was banned from burrito huts/trucks because (oh gosh I don’t wanna type this XD forgive me) was too weird for bottling the farts of people and making them into perfumes and smelling them as an “incense”
momoichi
ran that burrito hut and helped me hide the bottles under the seats
criselington
Teamed up and sold the bottled farts as high end perfume exclusively for the top elite such as royalty
kawaii_kit
Had to run and hide cause he was a worker for the “bottled incense” company but they smelled/sold farts illegally and he gave away @momoichi’s location and ran away himself
momoichi
got caught by the cops for aiding in the illegal incense, acted as an undercover informant for a lesser sentence and busted the entire operation
kawaii_kit
She was the judge that got me out cause she escaped from the cops and we made a deal to give away @criselington and continue the underground “incense” business ourselves
criselington
Laughed as I got imprisoned
momoichi
based these lies off a true story
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