How would you react if the above user confessed to you?

I believe there's an actual shower twister, but....no...not for a first date, or even 20 dates.

Shower twister? 2 minutes into sexy shower and chill and I slip and break my neck. 5/10 date

I can't mend a broken neck. I'll just creamate you in the basement furnace.

I finally got hot, my life long dream

Well if thats the case ooo la la

Gross no way man

That was a good one. Should've saved it for april fools day.

Well, well, well, a confession you say.

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Really? Oh my, I can get behind this in many ways.