How would you react if the above user confessed to you?

im not sure if thats a good thing or a bad thing but the above person confessed to me already. but hasn't gone into detail above saying they like me. also they have finally outwitted me in coatspeak. so now its onto cactuses. either that or i must speak in ATC lingo constantly. This is callsign Delta Umbra Monster Monster Yuri requesting a landing.

if u can't be a pro at speaking coats then there the door buddy http://i.imgur.com/R1CWBuj.gif

T_T im running low on fuel, i need a landing into somebody's lap. if its not going to be yours its going to be some guys, and i'll be coming in hard for that landing at that point in time if it's rejected due to loss of fuel so no reverse thrust. They will lose their manly bits, and that sounds painful.

You're not landing here https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BlackandwhiteFittingAmericanalligator-size_restricted.gif