Favorite Quotes

The Scorpion and the Frog A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion says, "Because if I do, I will die too." The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream, the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown, but has just enough time to gasp "Why?" Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature..."

Trust me, trust me Darling dear Im so sincere, theres no need to fear Trust me, trust me Honey dew Just, like i Trust you. The Frog asked, "How do i know you wont stab me?" The Scorpion replied, "Because my act is dead without you." So dont cry, cry baby! all dressed in green! How many kisses do you need?? One for your tummy! *throws knife* One for your cheek!! *throws knife* one for the devil insiiiiide Ooof Me.... *stab* (sorry just reminded me of the Devils Carnival song xD the act was a personification of the frog and the scorpian)

"If only I had checked myself." -Guy who wrecked himself

"You miss 100% of the shots you take" -Stormtrooper