First Sentence/Phrase that comes to mind.

Lamby @momoichi commented on First Sentence/Phrase that comes to mind.

Mar 14, 17 at 10:55pm

i need more pizza

Nini @mikan_kat commented on First Sentence/Phrase that comes to mind.

Mar 14, 17 at 10:56pm

lol XD just forget about it

Mar 14, 17 at 10:57pm

I jizz in my pants

Mar 14, 17 at 10:57pm

lmao yeah idk any other momo

Lamby @momoichi commented on First Sentence/Phrase that comes to mind.

Mar 14, 17 at 10:59pm

i saw a film as i recall it was a horror film i stepped outside into the rain checked my phone and saw you rang and i

d_luffy @d_luffy commented on First Sentence/Phrase that comes to mind.

Mar 14, 17 at 11:00pm

Shit. Shower. Brush teeth. Masturbate. Go to work. Not always in that order.

Mar 14, 17 at 11:00pm

Lol @Lamby got the reference

yaasshat @yaasshat commented on First Sentence/Phrase that comes to mind.

Mar 14, 17 at 11:01pm

I hear footsteps in my attic.

Lamby @momoichi commented on First Sentence/Phrase that comes to mind.

Mar 14, 17 at 11:02pm

why not shit while masturbating in the shower at work with a tooth brush?

Lamby @momoichi commented on First Sentence/Phrase that comes to mind.

Mar 14, 17 at 11:11pm

"am i as good as mom?!" "your worlds better than her!"

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