Are People Really Born Straight or Gay?
Lamby @momoichi
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Are People Really Born Straight or Gay?
Lamby @momoichi
i think that was dominance mounting and humping, dogs do it alot
so what? the point is its natural :P and the male animals let them
idk why honestly, anal for them feels good? who knows
Lamby @momoichi
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Are People Really Born Straight or Gay?
Lamby @momoichi
when i see people saying "being gay is a choice" i can only assume they themselves have homosexual feelings and so they think it *is* a choice
how else would they know?
i mean the biggest evidence is no gay person says its a choice xD all of them say theyr born that way
so um, id trust the source xD?
Lamby's moth mommy @horrormanga21
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Lamby's moth mommy @horrormanga21
As someone who likes men and woman I can say it's not a choice it's just natural for me it's not a switch that just goes on and off take it from open minded pansexual fran peace out
Lamby's moth mommy @horrormanga21
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Lamby's moth mommy @horrormanga21
Also a little comedy here is a sing about anal sex and god
https://youtu.be/XXfmjMlPEic
OverviewAlbums (3)Lyrics (28)
"Ten Foot Cock And A Few Hundred Virgins" Lyrics
Tim Minchin
So you're gonna live in paradise
With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins
So you're gonna live in paradise
With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins
So you're gonna sacrifice your life
For a ride on a UFO
And when the Lord comes down in his shimmering chariot of salvation
You're gonna be the first to know
And so if
God was there from the very beginning
He invented men and women
Then He also invented wanking
Then He said wanking was sinning
So now if I'm feeling randy
I'm not allowed to hand-shandy
But having sex with my family
That is just fucking great
It's all there in Ezekiel 8
Just before he opens up His big pearly gate
And says that it's a sin
To take it up the date
Even if it's great
Even with your cowboy mate
So you're gonna live in paradise
With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins
So you're gonna sacrifice your life
For a shot at the greener grass
And when the Lord comes down with His shiny rod of judgement
He's gonna kick my heathen ass
So if you
Cover the bodies of your women
Everybody is grinning
Because black is so slimming
Though it's not great for swimming
But it gives you an erection
With the increased sexual tension
What with the UV protection
That is second to none
You'll find it all in the Koran
Just next to the bit that justifies guns
And says that it's a sin
To take it up the bum
Even if it's fun
Even with permission from your mum
So you're gonna live in paradise
With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins
So you're gonna sacrifice your life
For a shot at eternity
And when the Lord comes down and I haven't done my penance
He's gonna disembowel me
You say that
If I
Stumbled on a watch I'd assume it had a watchmaker
That a muffin presupposes a baker
So we must agree sooner or later
That this proves there's a creator
So if I put my foot in a stinker
You'd assume the existence of a sphincter
Thus you don't need to be a great thinker
To conclude that God's a bum
Which negates the words of Genesis 1
Which make him out to be so much fun
Until Adam succumbed
To temptation
And then his only son
Got nailed to a gum
Or the Middle-Eastian equivalent
Which suggest that God's omniscience
Is nullified by his ambivalence
Unless it turns out that he's impotent
And if God can't get a boner
I guess that explains the plethora
Of huge erections in His honour
'Cos we all know a steeple is just a subconscious
Compensatory manifestation of a huge, stiff penis
And still He tell us that it's heinous
To stick a penis up your anus
Even if you're famous
Even if you're good at tennis
So you're gonna live in paradise
With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins
So you're gonna sacrifice your life
For a ride on a UFO
And when the Lord comes down with His
Big, stiff, slippery rod of judgement
I'm gonna be the first to go
He is gonna send me down below
He is gonna whip me like a ho
Animekid @animekid
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Animekid @animekid
Let them? Sorry I had to try to stop laughing my ass off at those words. There are tons of X where animals don't simply let themselves be fucked. Straight animals don't even do it so don't even try to assume that animals allow gay sex. Unless you a statistical evidence proving that more often than not they allow it then don't even try that line. That can be tied right back to dominance.
Gone_to_Arcadia @john_felix
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