Are you boyfriend/girlfriend material?

boyfriend? whats that? http://img.memecdn.com/Friend-Zone-Level-99_o_116685.jpg

No I'm not.... boy friend material... I like to keep busy and I tend to be a loner as well as secretive, and stubborn. However, I am kind and patent to an extent ( not in crowds) and I need my adrenaline rush. So yeah I'm not boy friend material.

Less Hasty Post: (list still way too long to be complete) I'm garbage, but I'll cook, clean, act like a seinen/shoujo/whatever character, adjust my glasses, stay well groomed and bathed, pay, work, eat, think/be smart, cuddle, scream/speak/serenade in Japanese, sing, be romantic, be autistic, lower my voice real down low, beat video games, make time, stay, most things within reason, etc for you. (the list goes on and lmao I spaced when I planned to make it longer). For a price of one whole heart (yours), 69 ruppees, reciprocation of some of these things, common sense yadda yadda, etc........ Wait, who is "you?" Fuck, guess I'm out of luck.

I'm the greatest girlfriend material. I'll accept you and embrace you for who you are, fuck you up sometimes, insult you, yea, cook for you and take care of you even though they're supposed to be grownups already lol I'll be there for you at all times even if you're not for me because I can help myself alone. I'll be your guide. http://38.media.tumblr.com/5f8bc1de0af92ce86be6310759820a58/tumblr_nb8ajl1Fxv1sq0d8no9_250.gif That... If I like you. Otherwise you're screwed. http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/33400000/Boa-and-Luffy-boa-hancock-33406514-900-506.jpg