Bad advice

Polar bears are actually very friendly, the most friendly and least deadly bear! 100% true and not the opposite like you thought you knew! Some people even keep them as pets, and so should you!

Reuse the envelopes junk mailers send you to mail out greeting cards to family and loved ones. Alternatively forward all your spam mail to other spam senders since they appreciate a fellow hustler!

If you find someone that is crying, it is actually a challenge to you to cry more. So be sure to sit next to them and start crying and wailing as loud as you can. You might win some money!

If you ever want something, just strip naked and go steal it. No sane person will go out of their way to stop a naked man

Persona 5 teaches the value of a hard afternoon's work. It's realistic to apply for a part time job that you only go to whenever it's convenient. Schedules are the real fantasy! Make the business work for you instead! The customers are sure to understand. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/16/26/f1/1626f1da1f64612266216c954ad978e6.jpg